No matter how hard you try no pun intended , his penis will be the first thing you think of when you think of him. It happens so fast that before you know it, there it is — his penis plastered in the center of your mind. You never really know where you stand. Once you sleep together, there tend to be mixed signals all over the place or at least it feels like mixed signals. I randomly okay, maybe not so randomly since it happened twice hooked up with one of my best guy friends, and for a while, he was always there. I would go out on a date, he would call.
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I was shocked that penises are warm the first time I touched one. I thought it looked strange, then wondered what i was supposed to do with it. I knew about the existence of handjobs and blowjobs, but i had no idea how to give one. And it felt nothing like i had expected.
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I was absolutely taken aback when I saw one for the first time. I thought the first guy I went down on only had one ball. It still blows my mind, it looks like a deep-sea mollusk. I was so awestruck by its independent motions. I had no idea that any part of a human body could move in this otherworldly manner. Yeah, sure, the cock was awesome but the balls fascinated me coz they reminded me of squishy stress balls. You could see them moving around while he stayed motionless! I swear the first experience I had with balls changed my life; I was like a caveman discovering fire. Why would you want to show off something that looks so ridiculous? It just blows my mind they go from practically mush to a fucking bone in 10 seconds.
As a dude who sees his own penis several times a day—in both erect and flaccid form—I can confirm that peens are very strange looking. The secret is out. And whenever you see something weird for the first time, like an erect penis staring you in the face, it's impossible to say how you'll react. That's why you'll probably relate to these 13 women sharing what went through their minds the first time they ever saw a P:. It looks kind of like a pupil or something. I was like, 'What is going on here? It was like a giant worm monster. The first thing that popped into my head was, ' Balls are so effing weird. Occasionally, the site of a peen still makes this phrase cross my mind.
